Saturday, August 31, 2013



Temecula, CA – Deciding to delve a little deeper inside the topic of the well written opinion piece by Summer Rain about Miley Cyrus, I found not only where she got her inspiration for the controversial performance from and saw more relevance to the Jon Lajoie rap song spoof, but found Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines inspired a number of parodies.

Presented now as part of a still trending story is the funniest parody I saw so far, Tanned Lines, and after the jump at your voluntary discretion, is Jimmy Kimmel’s effort, the original song video, and finally at the end, the unrated version. It is the last version that inspired Miley Cyrus, no doubt. Then listen to Lajoie’s lyrics again.

Jimmy Kimmel's parody

Blurred Lines - clean version

Unrated version

(30 points extra credit to those who recognized the Marvin Gaye sample/influence - Ed, thanks Woody/Spoonbills)



Temecula, CA – At a time when most retired judges would be bass fishing, relaxing at the cabin in the woods, or just recluse themselves from the public eye, my closest in age first cousin, Wiley Young Daniel, is bound for Motown to help the town of Detroit, the home base of Ted Nugent, the Motorcity Madman. I mention this in passing because the outspoken graying musician’s tour this year is called the ‘Black Power Tour2013’ and MSNBC carried Nugent’s anti-Trayvon Martin rants for weeks it seemed.

Chief Judge Gerald Rosen recently announced the members of the primary team of mediators who will work with him on the mediation of major issues in the Detroit bankruptcy, the largest such case in our nation's history.

Chief Judge Rosen, who was appointed as the lead facilitative mediator by presiding Bankruptcy Judge Steven Rhodes, said,
"We are very fortunate indeed that some of the leading federal judges and private mediators from Michigan and around the nation have agreed to assist Judge Rhodes and the parties in attempting to resolve the many challenging issues confronting Detroit in this case. This initial team brings a wealth of widely recognized experience and expertise to the mediation process that will provide the parties with a confidential, neutral forum to discuss their respective positions. There are literally thousands of claims and issues in the case, and the team's initial work will focus on the major issues at the outset of the case. As the case develops, additional mediators may be asked to assist us with other parties and issues. I look forward to working with the mediation team and the parties in forging a facilitative process that will provide the best opportunity for the successful resolution of as many disputes as possible, so that Detroit and our region can move forward to realize their great potential.”

The initial meeting of the mediation team with the major parties will be held on September 17, 2013. Joining Chief Judge Rosen on this initial mediation team will be:

- U. S. District Judge Victoria Roberts was appointed to the Bench of the Eastern District of Michigan by President William J. Clinton in 1998. She is a native Detroiter and a Past President of the State Bar of Michigan, which has conferred on Judge Roberts its two highest honors. Before her appointment to the bench, Judge Roberts was in private practice and served as an Assistant United States Attorney. She now is an adjunct professor at the University of Michigan Law School. Judge Roberts has extensive experience facilitating, arbitrating and mediating cases.

-- U. S. Bankruptcy Judge Elizabeth Perris of the District of Oregon, is a bankruptcy judge of almost 30 years experience, has served two terms on the Bankruptcy Appellate Panel (BAP) for the 9 Circuit, as well as a bankruptcy trustee, and has served as the Judicial Mediator in the municipal bankruptcies of Vallejo, Stockton and Mammoth Lakes, California.
Judge Perris has taught at Lewis and Clark and Willamette University Law Schools. Judge Perris is the author and co-author of a number of respected bankruptcy publications and was awarded the 2012 Distinguished Service Award by the Bankruptcy Inn Alliance of the American Inns of Court. Judge Perris is widely recognized for her expertise in municipal bankruptcies as well as for her mediation skills.

-- Senior U.S. District Judge Wiley Daniel of the District of Colorado, was appointed to the Bench in 1995 by President William J. Clinton, has served as Chief Judge of the Colorado Federal District Court, President of the Colorado Bar Association and President of the Federal Judges Association. Judge Daniel is a former resident of the Detroit area, having practiced law and taught law school in Detroit for six years.

-- Former U.S. Bankruptcy and U. S. District Judge David Coar was appointed to the Bench of the Northern District of Illinois by President William J. Clinton in 1994, after serving as a U.S. Bankruptcy Trustee and a federal Bankruptcy Judge in Chicago, and has been a law professor and Associate Dean of DePaul Law School (Chicago) and a Sergeant in the U.S. Marine Corps. Judge Coar left the federal bench in 2010 and has been a private mediator on large high profile cases, including the Mammoth Lakes, California municipal bankruptcy.

-- Eugene Driker, a native Detroiter and co-founder of the Barris, Sott, Denn & Driker Detroit law firm, is widely recognized as a dean of the Michigan bar and a civic leader. Mr. Driker has litigated major business and commercial cases for over 50 years in the state and federal courts, and has represented numerous high profile public and private figures and entities. He is considered one of the leading mediators in Michigan, having been appointed by both state and federal judges, as well as lawyers from all over the country, to assist in the resolution of over 150 cases. Mr. Driker will be awarded the Champion of Justice Award by the State Bar of Michigan next month.

Asked about race, aka diversity, as far as Denver judicial circles go, 

“I think we’ve seen some backward steps in recent years. … I really think law firms have not found a comfortable way to deal with diversity and inclusion on a long-term basis,” said Daniel, who’s a senior judge in the U.S. District Court for the District of Colorado and acted as the court’s chief judge from 2008 to 2012.

GO Cuz!!

Friday, August 30, 2013

Wild Weather: Flash Flooding in Menifee and Perris

Menifee, California - A strong storm struck the area today, causing local street flooding, high winds and a few vehicle accidents. Below is a video report by Bill Gould and Jeney Kingsbury.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Perris: Fire burns home on Navajo Rd in Perris

Perris, California - A small fire burned a mobile home and a car on Navajo Road in Perris on Wednesday August 28. No injuries were reported, below is a video of the scene.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Wildomar: Man arrested for exposing himself and annoying minors

Wildomar, California - On Thursday, August 22, 2013, at 3:45 PM, a female juvenile was walking alone near
the area of Orchard and Lemon streets, in the city of Wildomar.  A Hispanic male, 22 years, driving a green Geo four-door sedan, approached the juvenile and attempted to get the juvenile into his car. The juvenile fled the area on foot and sought safety at a nearby business. The suspect fled the area in the green car and the juvenile made it safely home. The juvenile provided family members with the car’s description and they provided it to the Wildomar Police.
On Friday, August 23, 2013, at 5:09 PM, a Wildomar Police officer spotted the green car and a Hispanic male who matched the description of the suspect near Limited and Spring Streets in the City of Lake Elsinore. The suspect was pulled over and talking to an adult female who was collecting cans. The suspect was arrested a short time later after he was positively identified as the man who attempted to harass the victim the day before.
On Friday, August 23, 2013, at 5:52 PM, another female juvenile reported to the police that she too was harassed by the same man, near the area of Lincoln and Riverside Streets, in the City of Lake Elsinore at 4:00 PM. In the second incident the female juvenile was walking alone near the area of Lincoln and Riverside when the man in the green four door sedan pulled his car over and asked the victim if she wanted a ride. When the juvenile refused the man exposed his genitals in view of the juvenile. This juvenile also ran from the area and made it safely home. An adult citizen reported to the police that he witnessed this incident and reported the same description of the man and vehicle. Deputies found several other adult women near the park, at Main and Limited Streets in Lake Elsinore, who said a man matching the description, pulled over and harassed them on various dates and times over the past week.

Investigators believe there may be more victims in the areas of Wildomar and Lake Elsinore. Anyone with that may have been approached by this suspect to call Investigator Pelato at 951-245-3300. Nicholas Mario Martinez, age 22, was arrested and booked at the Southwest Detention Center. Since this is an ongoing investigation, no further information will be released at this time. Anyone with information pertaining to this case is encouraged to contact the Lake Elsinore Police Department at (951) 245-3300, or after hours at (951) 776-1099.

Colorado River Rats: Be wise while boating this Labor Day weekend!

The 2013 Labor Day Holiday Weekend kicks off this Friday, August 30, 2013.  Many travelers, visitors and local residents will be enjoying the Colorado River during this upcoming holiday weekend.  The Colorado River Station would like to remind everyone to have an enjoyable but safe holiday weekend.
The Colorado River Station will be conducting boating enforcement on the Colorado River over this busy holiday weekend.  Waterway laws will be enforced in an effort to maintain public safety.  
The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department remains dedicated to helping maintain a safe, friendly, family-oriented environment on the Colorado River, and throughout the various river camps in the Blythe/Palo Verde Valley.
Boat and vessel operators are reminded to keep boating safety in mind at all times.  Some helpful boating safety tips include: 
  • Ensure your vessel/trailer has proper registration and numbering.
  • Check your equipment (fire extinguisher, life vests, ski flags, tow ropes, First-Aid kit) for serviceability and proper function.
  • Monitor vessel speed and direction. Be aware and watchful for “no-wake” 5 mph zones (marked and unmarked) which may have swimmers, tubers, moored vessels, boat docks, and beaches frequented by swimmers/ bathers.
  • Never allow underage boating/underage vessel operation.
  • Never operate a vessel while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
You can also visit to learn more about California boating laws and safety, and to complete the online boater/jet-ski operator safety course. 
Further information can also be obtained by contacting the Colorado River Station, at (760) 921-7900.



Hello Football Fans,
The college football season gets started this Thursday, with five days of games through Labor Day, Monday, September 2nd.
Attached are rule changes for college and NFL and coaching changes for college (NFL coaching changes next week), plus a few other tidbits.
Enjoy the season,
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL


AP#5 Georgia (-2) at AP#8 CLEMSON    Huge game: SEC vs. ACC                   Sat, 8/31

Selected FBS RIVALRY GAMES and other good matchups

AP#12 LSU (-4h) vs. AP#20 TCU           SEC v BIG12, neutral site Dallas          Sat, 8/31

AP#1 Alabama (-19) vs. VA Tech            SEC v. ACC; neutral site Atlanta           Sat, 8/31

North Carolina (+11) at AP#6 S.CAR       ACC v. SEC                                      Thu, 8/29

C.Michigan (+31h) at AP#17 MICH         MAC v. Big 10                                   Sat, 8/31

W.Michigan (+27) at MICH.ST               MAC v. Big 10                                    Fri, 8/30

AP#19 Boise State (-3h) at Washington    MW v. PAC-12                                   Sat, 8/31

Rutgers (+10) at FRESNO STATE           New AAC v. MW                               Thu, 8/29

AP#24 USC (-22) at Hawaii                     13 games for Trojans; PAC12vMW      Thu, 8/29

Miss. State (+12h) vs. AP#13 OK St.        SEC v. BIG12; neutral site Houston      Sat, 8/31

Tulsa (+3) at BOWLING GREEN            CUSA v. MAC; frontrunners                Thu, 8/29

Northern ILL (+3) at IOWA                    N.ILL BCS Bowl last year                     Sat, 8/31

BYU (-1) at VIRGINIA                            Independent vs. ACC                          Sat, 8/31

Colorado State (-2h) vs. Colorado            MW v. PAC12; neutral site Denver        Sun, 9/1

Utah State (+2h) at UTAH                       MW v. 12-PACK                                  Thu, 8/29

Kentucky (-4h) v. W. Kentucky               SEC v. Sun Belt; neutral Nashville          Sat, 8/31

Mississippi (-3) at VANDERBILT             SEC opener for both teams                   Thu, 8/29

FBS vs. FCS (preseason rankings of Coaches Poll)

North Dakota St. (FCS#1) at KANSAS STATE (-14)                        Fri, 8/30

Wofford (FCS#5) at BAYLOR (-28)                                               Sat, 8/31

E. Washington (FCS#3) at AP#25 OREGON STATE (-27)                Sat, 8/31

Towson (FCS#12) at UCONN (-17)                                               Thu, 8/29

Villanova (FCS#9) at BOSTON COLLEGE (-18)                              Sat, 8/31

Illinois State (FCS#10) at BALL STATE (-12)                                  Thu, 8/29

Northern Iowa (FCS#16) at IOWA STATE (-9h)                              Sat, 8/31

N. Arizona (FCS#18) at ARIZONA (-35)                                         Fri, 8/30

E. Illinois (FCS#23) at SAN DIEGO STATE       (-15)                       Sat, 8/31

Monday night:         AP#11 Florida State (-10h) at Pittsburgh             Mon, 9/2


The Associated Press (sportswriters) and USA Today (coaches) polls are nearly identical, with the exact same Top 25 teams in a slightly different order.  The Top 5, #8 through #10, and #15 through #25 are exactly the same.  The ordering for #6 and #7 are switched, and the #11 through #14 teams have a slightly different order.

Here is the AP Top 25 (with #1 votes in parentheses): 

ALA (58), Ohio.St (1), Oregon, Stanford, Georgia (1)

S.Carolina, Texas A&M, Clemson, Louisville, Florida

FSU, LSU, OKLA.St, Notre Dame, Texas

Oklahoma, Michigan, Nebraska, Boise State, TCU

UCLA, Northwestern, Wisconsin, USC, Oregon State

The USA Today poll gave 58 first place votes to Alabama, 3 to Ohio State, and 1 to Texas A&M.


Promoting player safety is the major focus in the rule changes this football season.
“Targeting” fouls, which result in automatic ejection, top the list.
Following are the rule changes for the 2013 season, with explanations for each:

1. Targeting Fouls: Automatic Ejection, Part I:

Players will automatically be disqualified from the game for targeting fouls, including targeting and initiating contact with the crown of the helmet, and targeting and initiating contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent with the helmet, forearm, elbow or shoulder. The foul itself has not changed. These plays have been illegal for a number of years, but the penalty has been stiffened to include automatic ejection plus the 15-yard penalty. 

Comments: If a player is ejected in the first half, he'll miss the remainder of the game; if the foul occurs after halftime, he'll also miss the first half of his next game. Video replay can be used to confirm ejections on the field (but not overturn the 15-yard penalty).

2. Targeting Fouls: Automatic Ejection, Part II

A player is at great risk of being ejected from the game for a launch (leaving his feet to attack an opponent by an upward and forward thrust of the body to make contact in the head or neck area); a crouch (followed by an upward and forward thrust to attack with contact at the head or neck area); leading (with helmet, forearm, fist, hand or elbow to attack with contact at the head or neck area); or lowering (the head before attacking by initiating contact with the crown of the helmet).

Comment on enforcement: The Big 10’s Front Office wanted to emphasize how serious its league will be on enforcement of this rule.  The statement to the officials (not in jest) was: “When in doubt, throw him out,” and to always err on the side of calling the foul.

3. Offensive Blocking Below the Waist Rule:

The rule establishes a zone for the offense that extends seven yards from the snapper toward each sideline and goes five yards into the defensive secondary and in the other direction all the way back to the offensive team’s end line. Within this zone, an offensive back who is stationary inside the tackle box and an offensive lineman inside the seven-yard zone may legally block below the waist until the ball has left the zone. Everyone else on the offensive team may legally block below the waist only if the block is clearly to the front of the opponent. This only-from-the-front rule also holds true for everyone on the offensive team once the ball has left the zone. In addition, no one on the offense is allowed to block below the waist if the block is directed toward his own end line.

Comment: Wow, if you’re really interested, you may have to read that a second time.

4. Expansion of the 10-Second Runoff Rule:

In 2013, if a player is injured within the last minute of a half, and this is the only reason for stopping the clock, the opponent may choose to have 10 seconds subtracted from the game clock. The injured player’s team can preserve the 10 seconds by using a timeout.

Comment: Notre Dame, pay attention!

5. Player May Remain in the Game Via a Timeout After Helmet Comes Off:

The rule requiring a player to leave the game for one down if his helmet comes off has been modified to allow a player to remain in the game if his team is granted a charged timeout to adjust the player’s helmet.

6. Minimum Time to Spike the Ball for Another Play Set at 3 Seconds:
Teams will need a minimum of three seconds from the referee's signal to "spike" the ball to allow for another play at the end of a half. Teams must still execute the spike, but they will have a reasonable opportunity for another play. If the clock shows one or two seconds, they will only have enough time to run a play without first spiking the ball.

7. Procedures for Changing Jersey Numbers During a Game:
If a team wants to use a player at two different positions during the game, and they need to change jersey numbers, the player must report to the referee who will in turn announce the change. In addition, two players who play the same position at different times in the game may not wear the same number during the game. For example, two quarterbacks may not both wear number 12.

8. Player Uniform Numerals Must Contrast With the Color of the Jersey:
The color of the jersey number itself must be clearly and obviously in contrast with the jersey, regardless of any border around the number. For example, teams will not be allowed to wear black numbers on black jerseys with a border of a bright color around the numeral; it must clearly contrast with the jersey in and of itself.

9. Allows instant replay to adjust the clock at the end of each quarter. Previously, this provision was in place only for the end of each half.

Administrative change:

The NCAA Legislative Council approved a new rule that allows any FBS team with a 6–6 record entering a conference championship game to be bowl-eligible regardless of the result of the title game. Previously, such teams (for example, Georgia Tech last season and UCLA in 2011) had to seek an NCAA waiver if they lost in their conference championship.


The NCAA is permitting the Big 12 Conference to experiment with an eighth official during conference games, positioned in the offensive backfield opposite the Referee (similar to the positioning of the umpire in the NFL) to assist in detecting infractions (such as holding, chop blocks, blindside hits on the quarterback, etc.) on the offensive line as well as spotting the ball and monitoring substitutions. This official will be referred to as an "alternate referee" and wear an "A" on the back of the uniform (… and I don’t believe the “A” has to be scarlet in color).

Not rule changes:

A rule that would have required the colors of uniform jerseys and pants to contrast to the field was recommended by the Rules Committee but was denied by the Playing Rules Oversight Panel. This rule was proposed to prevent teams such as Boise State University from wearing uniforms that matched the color of their field.
Another recommended rule that would have switched the side of the field on which the line-to-gain and down markers are displayed in each half was also denied.


SCHOOL      FORMER COACH (exit date)       NEW COACH (hire date)

Appalachian State    Jerry Moore (Dec. 2)         Scott Satterfield (Dec. 14)

Arkansas                John L. Smith (Nov. 24)     Bret Bielema (Dec. 4) FROM WISCONSIN

Arkansas State        Gus Malzahn (Dec. 4)       Bryan Harsin (Dec. 12)

Auburn                  Gene Chizik (Nov. 25)       Gus Malzahn (Dec.4) FROM ARK. STATE

Austin Peay            Rick Christophel (Jan. 22)  Kirby Cannon (Mar. 18)

Boston College        Frank Spaziani (Nov. 25)   Steve Addazio (Dec. 4)

California               Jeff Tedford (Nov. 20)       Sonny Dykes (Dec. 5) FROM LA. TECH

Campbell                Dale Steele (Nov. 5)          Mike Minter (Nov. 27)

Charleston Sthrn     Jay Mills (Jan. 3)     Jamey Chadwell (Jan. 17)

Cincinnati               Butch Jones (Dec. 7)         Tommy Tuberville (Dec. 8) FROM TEXAS                                                                       TECH,   FORMERLY HC AT AUBURN                 

Colorado                 Jon Embree (Nov. 25)       Mike MacIntyre (Dec. 10) FROM SAN JOSE ST

Cornell                    Kent Austin (Dec. 17)        David Archer (Jan. 4)

Davidson                Tripp Merritt (Nov. 5)         Paul Nichols (Dec. 21)

Delaware                 K.C. Keeler (Jan. 7) Dave Brock (Jan. 18)

Florida A&M           Joe Taylor (Nov. 7)  Earl Holmes (Jan. 11)

FIU                        Mario Cristobal (Dec. 5)     Ron Turner (Jan. 4) FORMERLY HC AT ILLINI

Gardner-Webb         Ron Dickerson Jr. (Jan. 18)         Carroll McCray (Jan. 28)

Georgia State           Bill Curry (Nov. 10)  Trent Miles (Nov. 30) FROM INDIANA ST.

Idaho                      Robb Akey (Oct. 21)    Jason Gesser (Interim)       Paul Petrino (Dec.3)                                                                                                      BOBBY’S BROTHER

Indiana State           Trent Miles (Nov. 30)         Mike Sanford (Dec. 14)

Jacksonville St        Jack Crowe (Nov. 30)        Bill Clark (Dec. 18)

Kent State               Darrell Hazell (Dec. 5)       Paul Haynes (Dec. 18)

Kentucky                Joker Phillips (Nov. 24)      Mark Stoops (Nov. 27) ANOTHER BRO

Louisiana Tech        Sonny Dykes (Dec. 5)        Skip Holtz (Dec. 14) FROM USF

Morehead State        Matt Ballard (Nov. 20)       Rob Tenyer (Dec. 13)

Nevada                   Chris Ault (Dec. 28) Brian Polian (Jan. 7) SON OF BILL

New Mexico State   DeWayne Walker (Jan. 24)          Doug Martin (Feb. 1)

N.C. Central            Henry Frazier III (Aug. 22) Dwayne Foster (Interim)

North Carolina St    Tom O'Brien (Nov. 25)       Dave Doeren (Dec. 1) FROM N. ILL.

Northern Illinois      Dave Doeren (Dec. 1)        Rod Carey (Dec. 2) NIU OL COACH

Northwestern St     Bradley Dale Peveto (Nov. 19)     Jay Thomas (Dec. 20)

Oregon                  Chip Kelly (Jan. 16) Mark Helfrich (Jan. 20) OREGON’S OC

Purdue                   Danny Hope (Nov. 25)       Darrell Hazell (Dec. 5) FROM KENT ST.

San Diego               Ron Caragher (Dec. 17)    Dale Lindsey (Dec. 28)

San Jose State         Mike MacIntyre (Dec. 10)  Kent Baer (Interim)
                              Ron Caragher (Dec. 17) FROM USDiego

Savannah State        Steve Davenport (April 17) Earnest Wilson III (June 7)

South Florida           Skip Holtz (Dec. 2)  Willie Taggart (Dec. 8) FROM WESTERN KENTUCKY

Southern                 Stump Mitchell (Sept. 17)  Dawson Odums (Dec. 14)

Southern Miss         Ellis Johnson (Nov. 27)      Todd Monken (Dec. 12) OKL.ST OC

Syracuse                 Doug Marrone (Jan. 7) TO BUF BILLS   Scott Shafer (Jan. 9) SYRACUSE’S DC

Temple                    Steve Addazio (Dec. 4)      Matt Rhule (Dec. 17) TEMPLE OC

Tennessee               Derek Dooley (Nov. 18)     Jim Chaney (Interim)
                              Butch Jones (Dec. 7) FROM CINCINNATI

Texas-El Paso          Mike Price (Nov. 19)          Sean Kugler (Dec. 10) NFL OL COACH

Texas Tech             Tommy Tuberville (Dec. 8) Kliff Kingsbury (Dec. 12) FORMER TX TECH QB AND ASS’T COACH

UC Davis                Bob Biggs (Nov. 17)          Ron Gould (Dec. 17)

Utah State               Gary Andersen (Dec. 20)   Matt Wells (Dec. 20) UTAH ST OC

Weber State             John L. Smith (April 23)     Jody Sears (Nov. 21)

Western Illinois        Mark Hendrickson (Nov. 19)        Bob Nielson (Dec. 19)

Western Kentucky   Willie Taggart (Dec. 8)       Bobby Petrino (Dec. 10) FROM ARKANSAS, FORMERLY ATL FALCONS

Western Michigan   Bill Cubit (Nov. 17)  P.J. Fleck (Dec. 17) AGE 32

Wisconsin     Bret Bielema (Dec. 4)        Gary Andersen (Dec. 20) FROM UTAH STATE


The NFL announced several rule changes for the 2013 season.  Here's a quick summary on what rules have changed, and a couple points of emphasis that referees will be looking for.

Hitting with crown of helmet

This is the one that you probably already know about. The new rule states that both runners and tacklers are prohibited from initiating contact with the crown of their helmet outside the tackle box. The components of an illegal hit are: (1) The player must line up his opponent, (2) the player must lower his head, and (3) the player must deliver a forcible blow with his crown to any part of the opposing player's body.
Violations will result in a 15 yard unnecessary roughness penalty, as well as potential discipline from the league if warranted. If both players are moving at an angle or haven't lined up their opponent yet, then no foul will be assessed on the play (in theory).

Kicking Plays

On field goal or extra point plays, the defense cannot have more than 6 players on the line of scrimmage on either side of the snapper. If they do, it will result in a 5-yard “illegal formation” penalty. Defensive players also can't push down linemen into the offensive line. That will result in a 15-yard unnecessary roughness penalty.

In terms of low blocks, the defense cannot block an offensive player below the waist on a field goal, extra point, or a punt play. An offensive player may do so until the ball is kicked.

Another new wrinkle for kicking plays is that the snapper will be considered “defenseless” and can't be contacted until he becomes an active blocker. Contacting the snapper before they begin engaging as a blocker will result in a 15-yard unnecessary roughness penalty. A defensive player trying to split the center/guard gap is not a penalty, but can be if they make unnecessary contact with the snapper.

“Peel back” blocks

Peel back blocks are now illegal anywhere on the field, and will be subject to a 15-yard penalty and potential discipline from the league. The peel back block was previously illegal only outside the tackle box. For the block to be legal, the blocker's near shoulder must get fully across the opposing player's body.

Supplemental discipline for player safety rule violations

All violations of player safety rules are subject to potential fines or suspensions. All violations of rules regarding contact to the head of defenseless players shall be considered for suspension if: (1) the striking player took an unobstructed path, (2) the opponent's position hasn't been affected by another player, and (3) contact was clearly avoidable. Mitigating factors will be taken into account if they are available.
One or more prior violations of this type means the player will be suspended, even if there are mitigating circumstances.

Pads (protective gear)

All players besides kickers and punters are now required to wear thigh and knee pads. This brings the NFL in line with every other level of organized football. If a player comes out onto the field before a game without the pads, he will not be allowed to play until he puts the pads on.
Comment:  Bill Parcells favors this rule, and said he had constant battles with players to get them to wear the proper padding when he coached.  He stated that in his experience, cornerbacks and receivers were the most flagrant violators.

Tuck rule

Any loss of control after the tuck motion begins will be a fumble. It used to be ruled a pass until the quarterback tucked the ball all the way back into his body, at which point any loss of control would then be ruled a fumble.
Comment: Oakland lost a playoff game because of the former Tuck Rule.  On January 19, 2002, Raiders’ CB Charles Woodson appeared to create a game-clinching forced fumble on Patriots’ QB Tom Brady, only to have the officials rule it an incomplete pass.

Mistakenly-thrown challenge flags

A play can still be reviewed if a coach erroneously throws a challenge flag. If the play in question is a scoring play, turnover, play inside 2 minutes of a half, or during overtime, the team will be charged a timeout automatically. If the team does not have any timeouts, they will be assessed a 15-yard penalty, but the play will still be reviewed.
Comment: Previously, if a coach threw a challenge flag on an automatically reviewable play, the team would be penalized 15 yards and no review would take place. Now, the offending team will be assessed a timeout (or a 15-yard penalty if the team has no timeouts remaining), but the play being challenged will still be reviewed. 

Points of emphasis

Referees will make the following situations “points of emphasis” for the 2013 season:
(a) Late hits near a pile or on the ground
(b) Playing and making contact after a play is whistled dead
(c) Offensive players cannot grab a defensive player's facemask. Straight-arms are still okay but they can't grab.
(d) Taunting will get called more (e.g., cracking down on "verbal abuse of an opponent")
(e) Blocks like the one that ended Brian Cushing's season are now illegal (see detail below)
(f) Crack down on celebrations, including "spinning" the ball, which the league classifies as "taunting". (On first downs, but not on touchdowns)

And, for those of you that want more detail on those points of emphasis and rule changes:
• The enforcement of hits on players in the grasp, players whose forward progress has been stopped or contacting players who are already on the ground.
• Ball-carriers who grab and twist, turn or pull on an opponent's face mask, or grab the face mask and use it to control an opponent. Also, runners who deliver forcible blows to an opponent's head while attempting a stiff arm are subject to 15-yard penalties and potential discipline from the league office.
• "Peel back" blocks are now illegal inside the tackle box. An example of an illegal peel-back block took place in a game between the Houston Texans and New York Jets on Oct. 8, 2012. Jets guard Matt Slauson delivered a low, peel-back block on Texans linebacker Brian Cushing, resulting in a torn ACL that ended Cushing's 2012 season. That incident took place just outside the tackle box, and a flag probably should have been thrown. The ambiguity of the location has been removed from the equation as these blocks are now illegal at any spot on the field. Penalties for this infraction will be a loss of 15 yards.
• Along the same "player safety" lines, it is now illegal for ball-carriers and tacklers to lead with the crown of their helmets when both players are outside of the tackle box. Here's how the new rule reads:
"It is a foul if a runner or tackler initiates forcible contact by delivering a blow with the top/crown of his helmet against an opponent when both players are clearly outside the tackle box (an area extending from tackle to tackle and from three yards beyond the line of scrimmage to the offensive team’s end line). Incidental contact by the helmet of a runner or tackler against an opponent shall not be a foul."
Three elements must all be present for a flag to be thrown. The player must (a) line up his opponent, (b) lower his head and (c.) deliver a forcible blow with the crown of his helmet.
• The NFL has reminded players that "clear violations" of rules prohibiting contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless player will be considered for suspensions if (a) the play involves an unobstructed path to his opponent, (b) the opponent's position has not been significantly affected by any other player and (c.) the contact was avoidable.
If there are mitigating factors, a player may avoid a suspension, but could still be fined. Players with repeat violations of rules pertaining to hits that violate player safety rules are subject to suspension even if mitigating factors in the hit are present.
• The NFL has gotten rid of the "Tuck Rule", which passed by a 29-1 vote at the owner's meetings in March. The two teams that abstained were naturally the Oakland Raiders and New England Patriots, whose meeting in the divisional round of the 2001 AFC playoffs brought that obscure rule to the surface. Under the rule change, if a quarterback loses possession of the football while attempting to bring it back to his body, it will be ruled a fumble.

I’ll do this prior to the first week of games, the week after Labor Day.


Thursday      Kickoff 2013  8:30PM Eastern

Sept 5th        Baltimore (+7h) at Denver  2012 playoff rematch; Super Bowl Champ usually opens
                    at home, but there was schedule conflict with Orioles BB
Sunday                   Early Divisional Matchups:

Sept 8th                  New England (-7) at Buffalo

                              Atlanta (+2h) at New Orleans       Sets the tone for NFC South

                              Minnesota (+3) at Detroit

                              Arizona (+6) at St. Louis

                              NY Giants (+3) at Dallas              Sets the tone for NFC East

Other interesting matchups:

                              Green Bay (+5) at San Fran, Preview of 2013 NFC Championship Game??

                              The rest of the games:

                              Tennessee (+6h) at Pittsburgh

                              Tampa Bay (-1) at NY Jets

                              Kansas City (-2h) at Jacksonville

                              Cincinnati (+3h) at Chicago

                              Miami (-1) at Cleveland

                              Seattle (-3h) at Carolina

                              Oakland (+7) at Indianapolis
Monday Double Header     Philadelphia (+5) at Washington (7PM Eastern)
Sept 9th                          Houston (-3h) at San Diego (10:15PM Eastern)


I never published the final results in our pool for last year.

KRAUT went 6-1 against the spread (ATS) in the Fantastic Bowl to earn the FFHL Championship over BILLY THE BRIT, who went a respectable 4-3 ATS.
KID RUST, who also went 4-3 for the week, won the Consolation Bowl to get 3rd place.

MOORE MONEY didn’t even make the playoffs, but still won top prize in The Deuce (FFHL2) with 191.0 points, far surpassing the other money winners – 2nd place Kid Rust (160.0), 3rd place The Rounders (158.5), and 4th place Hawkeye (155.0).  Kraut missed the money with 152.5 points for the year.


Billy the Brit has reached his frustration level, having come so close to the peak of the mountain yet never standing alone at the top.  Bill decided to spend his weekends in Napa and Sonoma Valleys, and I’m sure a few bottles of Pinot Noir will be involved.

Taking his place will be TOMMY BOY, the son of FILTER KING who is poised to take over his father’s fuel filter business.  If you saw the movie “Tommy Boy” (Brian Denehy as father-owner of filter factory, Chris Farley as the son), you will easily get the connection.  Brandon, at age twenty-something, will be stepping into Division A and will have to battle his father Doug for a spot in the playoffs out of the Senior Division.


I’m running out of time; will throw in a few tidbits in next week’s letter.


Sorry, none this week.
Games start on Thursday!